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Naked Quidditch Match: 5
To: Fred and George Weasley Well? To: Ickle Ronniekins Nothing. Nada. Zip. She'd do that to us. To: Fred and George Weasley Delusional, much? Think back, dear brothers, to our sister's FIRST Valentines Day at Hogwarts. Now, tell me, if you were Ginny, what would YOU do? Well? - Ron To: Fred and George Weasley Just popped by the area of the photo shoot. Very secure, and Dumbledore himself said that only authorized people are allowed in, to protect Harry and crew's dignity. Tell me, what kind of dignity can a man have if his bits are being splattered across hundreds of thousands of calendars for sales worldwide? What am I missing? - Lee To: Lee Jordan Just a guess, but probably another 5 cm. - Gred & Forge To: Harry Potter So, Harry, how'd it go? To: Snuffles They only just started taking pictures, you git. It's scarcely past morning tea. I expect this will be a near full day for Harry. But, that's beside the point... the "Adorable Grim"? What kind of flowers ARE you sniffing? -Remus To: Moony What? I'm a cute dog. I have it on good authority! Harry-- I'm not at all frightening, am I? I mean, I'm lovable as a stray mutt, right? - Snuffles To: Snuffles You're the size of a small pony, and you think you're a cuddly little fluff-ball? Obviously your meals have been laced with something lately. - Remus To: Moony Let me guess, it's that time of the month for you? - Snuffles To: Remus Lupin, Snuffles Kids, each to your corner. I'm on lunch break and at the rate you're going, my Mmailbox will start sending me Howlers. Snuffles: Ginny says that you're an adorable animal when you're clean. Since the last time you had a bath you were a free man.... Remus: Don't taunt the dog. He's not had his shots. Now, if you don't mind, I'm prancing around in little more than a towel, I've just wolfed down some food. (No pun intended, Remus), and I'm off to do the dragon shot. Once today's done, I'm going down to Hogsmeade and getting utterly plastered on Butterbeers and Firewhiskey. Only then do I think I'll be able to blot out the memory of this day. How DO I get myself into these situations? Harry To: Harry Potter Hey, Harry, How did you mock Voldemort? To: Snuffles My last Mmail, then I'm back to posing all nekkid and stuff. First, I sent my beloved enemy: "Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort! Most recently, however: There once was a stinker named Voldie I'm thinking about doing a book of poems: Mockeries of a Dark Lord. - Harry To: Harry Potter If that doesn't kill him, I don't know what will. - Moony To: Harry Potter *sniffle* -- I love you kid. Really. Can I have an autographed copy? Snuffles the Sniffling To: Harry Potter I loathe you, Potter. L.V. To: Ginny Weasley Where are you? To: My Brothers Obviously somewhere else. Mum says "Hi!" - Ginny To: Ron Weasley Ron, what a lovely idea. I only wish I had received this Mmail say, yesterday. I've got plans today, brother dear, including lunch with Mum. Maybe next time? - Ginny To: Harry's Girls Photos have been going VERY well. The photographer is quite excellent, and the poses are simply stunning. This calendar will be our BEST piece ever! The Harry Potter morning-wakeup call is peanuts next to this! My sincerest thanks to all contributors for their artistic work, their quotations and more in putting this project together. It is a tribute to our love for our hero, and a fine statement to his sexiness. With that in mind, it is with great regret that I resign from my position as President of Harry's fan club. This club represents some of the best years I've had at Hogwarts. I wish you much success in future endeavors. - Ginny Weasley To: Lord Moldiemort *smooch* HP To: Ginny Weasley I wish I'd known Mum and you were meeting for lunch. Next time, I *WILL* remember to Mmail a day before. Thanks, Gin. We were all worried that you were hanging off of Harry while he's prancing around in the buff. - Ron To: Ron Weasley Why weren't you around for the photo-shoot? You could have had lunch with Mum, Ginny and I. Harry, understandably, made himself scarce for lunch. I'm amazed he's doing this with all the dignity he's shown thus far. The charms to protect the guys' modesty are fantastic. It seriously looks like they're wearing the Moldiemort robes. Very cool. And, as for Harry, Sally says the camera is reporting him very deliciously. Poor git. - Charlie To: Charlie Weasley GINNY WAS WITH YOU AT THE PHOTO SHOOT? To: Fred and George Weasley Ginny was out gallivanting around with her nekkid hero. So much for her presumed innocence. Someone find a unicorn, hmm? - Ron To: Susan Bones Word is, Ms Weasley was snogging with Harry at the photo-shoot. I wonder if she managed to check out those measurements for accuracy? Lavender To: Parvati Patil Rumor has it she and Harry were seen snogging on the Quidditch Pitch... and he was 'dressed' for the photos! That might explain her sudden retirement, yes? Your Sister To: Colin Creevey Bad luck, squirt. Ginny IS involved with Harry. I guess this entire upcoming game has made him see her in a new light. Go figure. I thought HE was the one all exposed. - Padma To: Neville Longbottom Who's going to tell HER brothers? - Colin To: Colin Creevey Tell her brothers WHAT?! Nev To: Neville Longbottom Oops. Harry and Ginny were getting it on on the Quidditch Pitch earlier today. - Colin To: Colin Creevey NO WAY! I am certainly not brave enough to tell ANY of the Weasley's THAT one! I like my nose unbroken! Nev To: Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas Apparently, Harry has finally noticed the fair Weasley demoiselle. That means war between him and Ron once the Weasleys all find out about what was happening on the Quidditch pitch today. Neville To: Harry Potter Hey, man... just heard the news. Congrats. So, just how "get it on" did you "get it on" at the Quidditch Pitch today? Dean To: Ginny Weasley Oh my GOSH! I just heard about YOU and Harry! And on the Quidditch Pitch! So, tell me, is he all of those 13 centimeters? And, what DOES he look like under those robes? You lucky girl! See, dreams DO come true! - Padma To: Harry Potter According to various people, I'm given to understand I jumped you or you jumped ME on the Quidditch Pitch. Where was *I* when this was going on? Ginny To: Ginny Weasley Damned if I know. The only thing that involves the words "on," "jump," and "Quidditch Pitch" that involves me and today was a dragon or three. Any other less bodily damaging activities seem to have passed me by entirely. You do realize if your brothers get wind of the rumor mill, the Harry Potter Nekkid calendar will be produced posthumously. I hope you can put a good word in at my funeral. - HP To: Harry Potter Seems a pity, then... you going to your grave for snogging me (or more) and never having done the deed. Seems to me if you're going to be accused for something and judged you should at least have the fun of having committed the 'crime'. - Ginny To: Ginny Weasley You busy tonight? |
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